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 Dialog pemandu dengan boss....huhuhu

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PostSubject: Dialog pemandu dengan boss....huhuhu   Sun Nov 21, 2010 3:11 pm

Seorang pemandu yang mempunyai boss orang putih dari
Amerika sedang memandu sambil bersembang dengan
bossnya...

Driver: "Easy, easy come to my house.. If you come.. I
cut chicken village for you"

(Senang-senang datanglah ke rumah saya, kalau awak
datang saya sembeleh ayam kampung utk awak).

Tiba-tiba kereta dihadapannya berhenti mengejut
menyebabkan dia menyodok kereta tersebut. Pemandu
tersebut pun meminta maaf dengan boss nya...

Driver: "Sorry Sir, I brake brake, do not eat. After I
check the wheel no flower again."

(Maaf Tuan, saya brek-brek, tak makan, selepas saya
cek tayar tak ada bunganya lagi)

Orang putih tu pun mahu keluar dan ikut sama marahkan
pemandu kereta dihadapan. Tapi pemandu tersebut
menghalangnya, sambil berkata...

Driver: "Don't enter mix, Sir! The bring that car if
not wrong I, is the children fruit from manager
moneys, he is stupid don't play! Let he taste."

(Jangan masuk campur, Tuan! Yang bawa kereta itu kalo
tak salah saya, anak buah dari pengurus kewangan, dia
memang bodoh bukan main... biar dia rasa)

Besoknya si pemandu tak masuk kerja. Lusa bila dia
masuk kerja, si boss orang putihnya bertanya:

Boss: "Why didn't you come to work yesterday?"

Driver: "I am sorry boss, my body is not delicious, my
body taste like enter the wind."

(maaf boss, badan saya tak sedap, badan saya rasanya
macam masuk angin)



moral of the story...."clever true haaaaa"...huhuhuhuhu lol! lol! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Dialog pemandu dengan boss....huhuhu   Sun Nov 21, 2010 5:23 pm

Macam...

lol! lol! lol!
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